Finally back from mtac, imma post the pics I got tomorrow
Had a great time but I’m glad to be home
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
The Doctor confuses declarations of insanity with insults to his fashion sense.
the traumas of having worn a vegetable as an accessory.
french weed joke:
I present you with the only 4/20 joke I’ll be making today
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
The first time was absolutely horrendous—it was before Gilbert and I had begun dating. We were still at each other’s throats and fighting non-stop about the silliest change.
Not that that hasn’t changed much, since we started going out!
It was after a nation conference. Everyone had left but us since we were busy arguing about something. I don’t even remember what it was about…
Uh… It was because you were being a priss and didn’t like my awesome sense of humor.
Oh, you mean you were making sex jokes during me presentation?
Exactly, you were being a priss.
Anyway, since we were still arguing an hour after the meeting had ended, everyone else had left, and the room was soundproof, the janitor didn’t think anyone was still there and locked the room. Kesese, I remember how terrified we were when the lock clicked.
gil’s snapchats are the best
what the FUCK is a meme
Prussia (German: Preußen (help·info)) was a German kingdom and historic state originating out of the Duchy of Prussia and the Margraviate of Brandenburg and centered on the region of Prussia. For centuries, the House of Hohenzollern ruled Prussia, successfully expanding its size by way of an unusually well-organised and effective army. Prussia shaped the history of Germany, with its capital in Berlin after 1451. In 1871, German states united in creating the German Empire under Prussian leadership. In November 1918, the monarchies were abolished and the nobility lost its political power. Prussia was effectively abolished in 1932, and officially abolished in 1947.
Ever read a fic that is so heart wrenchingly beautiful and sad that you’re just like